Massive Dust Storm Envelops East Coast As Hillary Clinton Brushes Off Bible

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  1. Revmitchell

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    BROOKLYN, NY—A massive dust storm has blanketed most of the East Coast from Boston to Jacksonville after Hillary Clinton reportedly brushed off her Bible Tuesday while preparing a new push to court Evangelical voters.

    According to sources, after a meeting with her campaign manager in which the importance of gaining another 5%–10% of the Evangelical voting base was impressed upon her, Clinton dispatched several aides to find her Bible, telling them, “I don’t know where the [expletive] thing is—wherever I put it four years ago.”

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    More climate change....AlienAlienAlien
     

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