McDonalds Sued for $10 Million Over Cheese

I am very allergic to dairy products. We always say hold the cheese --- several times. I still get stuff with cheese on it. I always look! Ron always looks. In drive through windows we always pull the stuff out and unwrap it and LOOK. We send it back before I bite into it.

I could say a few things about the brain power of this fellow, but being the kind spirited woman that you all know that I am, I'll just let you guess at what words I would use

 

Can I say them... please, oh please, oh please let me say them...
Can I?
Can I?

Huh, Can I??

 

Hello, I would like a cheeseburger and hold the cheese....

That's like the cashier asking at a drive thru... "For here, or to go?"

 

ummmmmm, let me think, *digging toe in ground* well, if you insist!

GO AHEAD

 

Kinda reminds me of the MacDonalds Rap on Youtube...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-kY46zm98Ng

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my mizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES..

 

OK here goes...

This guy is a
**** Do to techinical difficulty, this broadcast has been interrupted by a MacDonalds commercial*****

And don't forget it!

 

LOL

:laugh:

. . . on a sesame seed bun . . .

 

And hold the seeds....
I want them all picked off by hand!

 

Yeah, I know. You got me there. I'm suffering for Jesus, though. That has to count for a few extra stars in my crown or something.

Seriously, I wish just for once our state would make POSITIVE headlines for a change! Nonsense like this lawsuit just adds to the whole "dumb hillbilly" stereotype we get all the time. The worst part is, this nut will probably win the case and the rest of us will pay for it when McDonald's raises their prices.

Yep, this guy is a few fries short of a happy meal!

 

I wish I would have said that!!!

 

My 7 year old is allergic to Peanuts. He knows that he should check before he takes a bite, even when he is not with Mom or Dad. Enough said.

 

I always give the waiter my "I-saw-what-you-did-to-my-food-on-your-way-out-from-the-kitchen" stare.

If he so much as seems to trip, I give the food a good looking/sniffing over before I actually take a bite.

 

I'm pretty sure I was near Clarksburg that day. I think I'll sue you for almost running over me while you were running from Tim who was trying to get out of the way of the people rushing the guy (who was too dumb to check his burger for cheese) to the hospital. Now if we'll all just cooperate with one another this could be a good thing!:thumbs:

 

oops! I was referring to this.

 

You need to contact my lawyer. He works at the firm Dewey, Cheatham & Howe.

 

When I worked at the Dairy Queen, whenever people would ask for a seedless bun, I would give them two bottoms.

 

Re: McDonald's Sued for $10 Million...

Dear ABCGRAD94,

You wrote: " Yep, this guy is a few fries short of a happy meal!" Err...Wouldn't that be an Unhappy meal ? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

In Christ,

Dale

 

I wish I had said that first!:laugh:

 

Yeah, but the few short fries, er-r-r-rr fries short, are what made it an "UN-HAPPY meal!:BangHead::tonofbricks: