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Most Bizarre saying

Discussion in 'Travel Forum' started by SaggyWoman, Nov 3, 2002.

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  1. SaggyWoman

    SaggyWoman Active Member

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    On t-shirts now a days, sometimes there is some real eye catchers for sayings.

    What have you seen recently?

    I used to wear one that said on the front, "Don't fight Naked." On the back, it said to put on the full armour of God.
     
    #1 SaggyWoman, Nov 3, 2002
  2. TaterTot

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    Once I was sitting in a hospital emergency room with my husband who had food poisoning. A family came in, all wearing matching Tee shirts (apparently had come from a family reuion)that had a large picture of a young man on the back with his birth and death dates and this phrase:
    Gotta be more careful next time."
    It struck me as weird.

    Oh, and there is a little run-down place in our town that apparently does alot ofpecan work. Their sign states:
    We buy & sell crack
    shell and blow pecans.
    I took a picture for Jay Leno.

    [ November 03, 2002, 12:59 AM: Message edited by: TaterTot ]
     
    #2 TaterTot, Nov 3, 2002
  3. just-want-peace

    just-want-peace Well-Known Member
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    A place in Columbia, S C used to have the following on a large neon sign:
    "Eat with us and get gas" :confused:
     
    #3 just-want-peace, Nov 3, 2002
  4. Sam

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    My aunt has one that goes something like this:

    When the world "Young and Restless" and
    We where worried about "The Days of Our Lives"
    God said, you are "All My Children"
    Let me be your "Guiding Light"
    And I will take you to "Another World"

    ~Sheila~
     
    #4 Sam, Nov 4, 2002
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    I saw a Jeep with a bumper sticker, put on upsid down...

    "If you can read this, flip me over"
     
    #5 Bro. Curtis, Nov 5, 2002
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    The one Adrian Rogers had about what Southern Baptists needed to do if pickles had souls [​IMG]
     
    #6 Speedpass, Nov 5, 2002
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    Son Josh paid his way through college by founding "Gospel Gear" (Christian in-your-face witnessing t-shirts). Best one:

    Big cross on the back "Jesus is coming back and this time no one is going to cross Him"

    Oh my. :rolleyes:
     
    #7 Dr. Bob, Nov 6, 2002
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    I wonder if they got that of Carman's "Soap Song", or he got the song from that.

    I dunno about bizarre sayings, but how many Christians use a "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven" sticker as an excuse to drive like a ratbag? [​IMG] (Funny this being posted by a cabbie huh? Oh well ;) )

    Pete
     
    #8 Pete, Nov 7, 2002
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    One of my all time favorite T-shirts had a saying that said "Settle it with your fists" and it had a big picture of a guy with his hands clasped in prayer.

    The shirt was an extra large and comfortable, it was my perfect basketball shirt. Unfortunately, my wife made me throw it away because she said it was too dirty and disgusting.

    The memory still stings a little. [​IMG]

    Paul
     
    #9 pdp27, Nov 8, 2002
  10. SaggyWoman

    SaggyWoman Active Member

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    I saw one the other day...

    The front said John 3:16 in huge letters with mumbo below it.

    On the back it says
    Heaven? Yes.
    Hell? No.
     
    #10 SaggyWoman, Nov 8, 2002
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    [​IMG]

    The very best T-shirt I ever saw:

    THE FRONT: "God is dead." - Nietzsche

    THE BACK: "Nietzsche is dead." - God

    :D :D :D [​IMG] :D :D :D
     
    #11 Rev. G, Nov 9, 2002
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