MY mother hit a fortume teller

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  1. Revmitchell

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    My mother told me she went to a medium the other day. I said "Really?!" She said "Yep and when I told her something the medium began to laugh uncontrollably so I knocked her one right across the jaw." I said "Mom you did not!" She said " Yep I sure did, my mother always taught me to strike a happy medium".


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  2. Ed Edwards

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    My mother had this name for an average seer who works the center of the interstate:

    A Medium Median Medium

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  3. DrRandyGrace

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    Bwaa, haaa, haaa! Strike a happy medium! Arr, arr!
     

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