My New Magic Hat

Discussion in 'News / Current Events' started by InTheLight, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. InTheLight

    InTheLight
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    Received in an email today:

    Last year while vacationing in Florida I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I decided to put on my Magic (Green) Hat.

    When I entered the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
    I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
    Cut at least 3 hours off my wait time.


    Here's the hat:

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    It works at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles too. Saved me 5 hours.

    At the Laundromat, three minutes after I walked in, I had my choice of any machine, most of them still running.

    If you live in Texas , it will cut your wait at the grocery store check outs.

    However...don't try this at McDonald's.The whole crew ran out the back door and I never even got to place my order!
     
  2. Winman

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    You should visit the home of your state senators, all his (or her) help will run out the back door. :laugh:
     

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