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Name Game

Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by Abiyah, Mar 5, 2003.

  1. Abiyah

    Abiyah <img src =/abiyah.gif>

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    Want to try your hand at another game? You must
    come up with a name which is a twist on a
    common English word, short cliche, or short
    phrase, then answer the previous writer with a
    post that matches not only your chosen name but
    also answers the previous post. The first names
    must be common American first names which
    make plays on words and/or ideas when mixed
    with your chosen middle name and/or middle
    initial and/or last name. Initials with a last name are
    also acceptable.

    Examples to get us started:

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Lately, I have been thinking that I am a very
    unemotional person with tendencies more toward
    common sense than toward knee-jerk reactions.

    Signed, Sarah Bellum

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Hm-m-m-m. Well, I haven't thought about that
    since the 1860s.

    Signed, Auntie Bellum

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    I remember 1862. They walked into the plantation
    and demanded that we provide the troops with
    meals. The cook happened to be making ginger-
    bread cookies, and I was one of the gingerbread
    boys eaten by one of Stonewall's soldiers.

    Signed, Chris P. Critter

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Boy, you guys are old! I wasn't even born until
    1962, and since I was born in New Brunswick, I
    know nothing about the Civil War.

    Signed, Ima Newby

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Well, I was born in Hershey, PA. I am sweet, nutty,
    brown, and everybody loves me!

    Signed, Candi Barr

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  2. Gina B

    Gina B Active Member

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    I used to live near the Hershey factory, went for a visit and got my hand caught in the Pecan Cluster Machine! My boyfriend left me because of it, and I haven't been able to find anyone since. I'm so lonely. All I want is someone to love me for who I am. :(
    Amanda Huginkiss
     
  3. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Speaking of factories. My hubby works at one and he got his hand caught in a big press and lost half of it (his hand, not the press).

    Sue Forfingers.
     
  4. stubbornkelly

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    And speaking of fingers . . . I finally found a way to get my daughter to stop biting her nails! I have to keep a close watch on her, but when she starts to nibble, I just squirt her from a water gun. I figure, it worked for the cats . . . .

    Katya Biden
     
  5. Abiyah

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    I used to work in a ammunition factory. I was
    trying out some of the product one night, when
    I thought everyone was gone, and i shot at one
    of the machines. The bullet bunced off it, hit and
    bunced off the wall, then struck the nightguard
    in the leg. I was fired.

    Signed, Rick O'Shay
     
  6. Abiyah

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    Katya --

    If I did that to my child, she would fall on the floor
    in a tantrum. In fact, she would fall face-down
    down, kicking and screaming!

    Belle E. Flopp
     
  7. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Well, Belle, I never allowed my kids to throw tantrums. One of my daughters tried that; but only once.

    Sheba Grounded
     
  8. Abiyah

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    Well, children will be children. We must let them
    explore their emotions; we cannot stunt their
    emotional growth, you know.

    N. Sensate
     
  9. stubbornkelly

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    Hey, you wanna talk about emotional exploration? Well, my mom told me she wants me to take some time to explore and act out my feelings. So, I'm going down to the lake to act out my feelings about this really stupid assignment! Throwing rocks at the birds should be fun - hahaha!


    Megan Maddox
     
  10. Abiyah

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    Now, my dear! Throwing rocks at the little birds!
    Is that really what a a nice young lady should be
    doing?

    Bee Nighsnow
     
  11. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    I saw someone throw a rock at a crow once.

    Bertie Blackbruise
     
  12. Abiyah

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    Although crow is not kosher, so most of my
    friends do not eat it, I have observed people
    eating crow. It caused extreme pain in the gut,
    exhaustion, and worry. I think it wise, then, not to
    not to eat non-kosher foods. 8o)

    Sal Manilla
     
  13. stubbornkelly

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    He knows I have such a busy schedule, but my husband decided to "surprise" me with a puppy for Christmas. So, now a lot of my time is taken with training and taking care of my "gift." I'm so sorry I can't meet you after work, but I have to get home before she can leave me any "accidents".

    Anita Walker
     
  14. Abiyah

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    I certainly understand. I do not have animals for
    that very reason. I really do not like the little . . . uh
    . . . gifts they leave. Like cat hair in the toothpaste,
    teeth marks in the butter, claw marks up the
    curtains, and chewed-up slippers.

    Auntie Annie Malzindahows

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  15. Gib

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    Talk about chewed up slippers. I own my own shoe repair shop. I may be able to fix them slippers given half the chance.

    Ima Shue
     
  16. Abiyah

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    You know, I would take you up on that offer, but
    do you know how many inches around my foot
    is?

    Sir Cumfranse
     
  17. TaterTot

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    Big 'r small, I can fix 'em all! Maybe I could help you out. See, I make custom made bustles. I have measured it all!! So come on and let me give it a try.
    Signed,
    Fannie Taylor
     
  18. I Am Blessed 24

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    Ewww, with my figure, I don't need a bustle!

    Ima Fluffy
     
  19. Abiyah

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    I have this canoe, see. Well, my friend, Tyler, and I
    were going portaging in northern Minnesota, when
    we came across a guy who was stranded. He
    claimed to be knowledgeable about canoes, so I
    offered him a ride.

    Well, he stretched the truth a bit. He tipped the
    canoe, and Tyler and I lost all our gear. End of
    portaging trip. 8o(

    Signed,
    Tippee Canoe
    (and Tyler, too)
     
  20. I Am Blessed 24

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    I have a friend like Tyler. His name is Stanley and he is a terrible driver. When I see his truck coming down the road in the wrong lane, I get out of the way 'cause I know....
    Stanley B. Driving
     
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