Not so fast . . . . !!

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  1. Walter

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    God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."

    "Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

    "Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

    "Well, that's interesting. Show Me. " So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

    "Oh no, no, no...." interrupts God, ( I love this ) "Get your own dirt......."
     
  2. convicted1

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    I heard this before, but in that joke, God smacked the dirt out of their hands, and then told them, "Make your own dirt." Either way, I love it. :thumbs:
     
  3. preacher4truth

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    No, I heard God used the devil to smack the dirt out of his hands, evil via 'secondary means'. :laugh:
     
  4. Earth Wind and Fire

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    That was indeed a teachable moment....could it have been predestined? :laugh:
     

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