Old Age

Discussion in 'Clean Humor' started by Salty, Dec 31, 2012.

  1. Salty

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    "The world's oldest woman passed away at 116. They keep dying. I think that title may be cursed." -David Letterman
     
  2. Tom Butler

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    Do you know how you can tell you're getting old?

    Everything hurts.

    And the things that don't hurt don't work any more.
     
  3. Oldtimer

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    You know you're getting old when your
    auto
    back
    washing machine
    knees
    lawn mower
    eyes
    septic tank (human and non human)
    ears
    all start failing at about the same time.
     
  4. Carolina Baptist

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    UH OH :tonofbricks:
     
  5. Amy.G

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    You know you're getting older when you ummm what was I saying?
     

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