Old Geezer

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  1. John of Japan

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    An Old Geezer

    An old geezer who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said, “Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500. I f not cured, get back $1,000."

    Dr. "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's Clinic.

    This is what transpired.

    Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”
    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
    Dr. Young: “Aaagh!! This is gasoline!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

    Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
    Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
    Dr. Young: "Oh , no , you don't. That is gasoline!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

    Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
    Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see.”
    Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's your $1000 back."
    Dr. Young: "But this is only $500!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

    Moral of story: Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer"!!!!
     

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