And I can prove it: Cows: They couldn't go to him for their feed except they first be mooved upon by him, and then, and only then, could they come to him for their food. Pigs: They loved the mud more than dry land, and he judicially hardened them, so that they would stay there. He didn't harden them too hard, so that the ham, bacon, chops, and sausage wouldn't be too tough to chew. Goats: The goats didn't want anything to do with him because all they said was "naaa". Horses: Horses would just say "neigh". Okay, now everyone else jump in and help me here. I am all out of fresh, or stale, ideas.