On church offerings

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  1. Jim1999

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    Gentle persuasion is when you remove the felt from the collection plate and ask for a silent offering.
    Also, Protect us from members who, when it comes to giving stop at nothing.

    This was in the church bulletin on Sunday.

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
  2. SBCPreacher

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    I like that!! That might just show up in our bulletin soon!!
     
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    Last Sunday evening I had a young boy take up our offering...
    He brought it back up front and said to me... "That's all I got, Pastor!!!"
     

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