One liners...

Discussion in 'Clean Humor' started by JohnDBaptiste, Jan 6, 2016.

  1. JohnDBaptiste

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    Here's to making nostalgia a thing of the past...
    Ba dump bump

    If the crime of racketeering was what it sounded like, John McEnroe would be in big trouble.
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    I went to the dentist the other day, tried to get some bodywork done on my banged up car.
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    I went to the doctor the other day he said I am terminal, I give you six months...
    I said I'd like a second opinion
    He said okay, you're ugly too... that'll be $154.50
    I said that'll be hard for me to come up with
    He said okay, I'll give ya another six months
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  2. Sue-Ellen

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    lol those a good ones! Always nice to start the day off with a morning laugh! :)
     
  3. tyndale1946

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    Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water... Raaaaaaaaaaaaata tum pa dum...chee!... Brother Glen
     
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  4. heisrisen

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    Cheers to good clean humor!
     
  5. tyndale1946

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    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car... Raaaaaaaaaaaaata tum pa dum...chee!... Brother Glen
     

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