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Discussion in 'Pastoral Ministries' started by SaggyWoman, Nov 17, 2008.
Church staff, tell us about yourself...
And this is of any importance . . other that showing that a woman can start threads in a forum for pastors??
My response was a tad "harsh" (sorry, Sagmeister) so making sure this is "open" and anyone can respond as you see fit. Lots of non-pastoral church staff may want to chime in here as well as the elders out there.
My wife attends my church and lies about my great preaching.
My dog bit a deacon and got rabies.
My kids were adopted, but the families may us take them back.
Christmas is coming, my birthday is March 14 and I am a size 50XXXT if you'd like to send gifts.
we've got a dog, should i consider training him to bite church members? hmm...
My wife attends my church but she sleeps during my sermons. Sometimes I do too.
My folks live 1,500 miles from me and they have their own church because that's too far for our buses to go.
My one son that's still at home goes to our church, I think. I almost never see him there. He's in one ministry and I am in another- or at least that's what he tells me.
I have a dog, but she only bites JW's- at least those she can catch. Amazing how fast they can run when they're motivated. I don't know if she will bite Mormons yet because they are too fast on their bikes.
My wife and I will celebrate our 30th next year and are trying to save money for a cruise, but at this point it looks like we will just be cruising to DQ for a Blizzard- maybe two if we can find a coupon. However, if you want to send a donation, PM me. If I don't raise enough cash to take the cruise I won't have to worry about God killing me because my wife will do it.
And, if you're NOT on a church staff....
Have no fear, Saggy will get to you TOO!! :laugh:
You can run, but you can't hide from Saggy the Pollmeister!!! :tonofbricks: