These three were walking through a city when they came upon a beauty pageant. Superman and Pinocchio told her to go in and enter that contest. She came out with a crown, winning the pageant. They then walked a little further and come upon a world's strongest man contest. The Princess and Pinocchio tell Superman to enter it, seeing he was Superman. He came out wearing a championship belt, having won. A little further they came upon a world's biggest liar contest. Superman and the Princess tell Pinocchio there's no way he could lose that contest, and he needed to enter. He comes out an hour later sobbing, and asking, "Who in the world is Barack Obama?"