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  1. saturneptune

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    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
    What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag
    What do you do with a cat that looks like Earth, Wind and Fire? Shave its butt and make it walk backwards
     
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    What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
    What do you call a cow that can't give milk? Milk dud
    What do you call SN after his tenth rejection at a date with his Jr. High crush? Incarcerated.
     
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    OK, without getting personal -- like certain members I will not name :tongue3: -- I'll offer these (answers at the bottom) ...

    Q1. Why couldn't Jonah trust the ocean?
    Q2. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
    Q3. Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
    Q4. Where was Solomon's temple located?
    Q5. Why didn't Noah go fishing?
    Q6. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
    Q7. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
    Q8. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
    Q9. Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
    Q10. (FINALLY!!!) Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

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    A1. Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
    A2. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
    A3. No, just an apple. (I know we don't know what kind of fruit. It's a JOKE!!)
    A4. On the side of his head.
    A5. He only had two worms.
    A6. Samson. He brought the house down.
    A7. Ruthless.
    A8. Quackers
    A9. Abraham. He knew a Lot.
    A10. In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
     
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    The answer is not Milk dud, GED breath. It is "utter failure."
     
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    What is black, white, and climbs the walls? A nun in heat
     
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    GED breath????

    Listen here "fowl mouth"......:D
     
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    You're both wrong. It's "udder failure."
     
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    Where does the one-legged waitress work?


    I-Hop.
     

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