Ruin A Wish

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  1. ILoveTheLord

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    I saw this on another board and thought it was really neat ...

    State something you wish for (ie, I wish for new Ford F-150). Then the person who posts after you grants that wish (ie, POOF - You are granted your new Ford F-150...) but ruins it by giving a negative consequence or negative effect (ie, ...but it's a Matchbox car).

    After that statement, the person posting should post her own wish. I'll start us off.


    I wish I had a new plasma tv
     
  2. abcgrad94

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    You can have it, but it's made of human plasma!

    I wish I had a million dollars.
     
  3. Magnetic Poles

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    Done, but it was invested with Bernard Madoff!

    I wish that everyone had enough to eat.
     
  4. Salty

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    done - but Ellie May Clampett and Jethor Bodine are the cooks!

    I wish we had a brand new chuch building that would hold 257 people
     
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    Your wish is granted. However, the building is on Alcatraz Island. (sp?)

    I wish I never had to clean house again.
     
  6. padredurand

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    Granted. Enjoy your new pup tent.

    I wish Salty would invite me out for coffee at Hortons.
     
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    Granted, but the cops already drank all the coffee and ate all the doughnuts.

    I wish there were no such thing as politics.
     
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    Consider it done. All decisions once in the domain of politics will now be handled by a television genre known as the sit-com. All problems will be resolved favorably in 30 minutes or less.

    I wish the snow in my backyard would melt.
     
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    Granted but the run off washes out your garden.

    I wish I had a farm tractor with a closed cab, air conditioning, stereo fm, cd player and a bush hog.
     
  10. Salty

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    Granted, but everyone on the assembly line were women

    I wish I could interview Sara Palin on my radio station
     
  11. Bobby

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    She accepts, but you are deaf and she was struck blind.

    I wish summer was here!
     
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    You're in luck, neighbor. Summer is scheduled to arrive the third Tuesday in August. Snow is likely for Wednesday.

    I wish my wife would stop referring to me as Some Idiot...
     
  13. Salty

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    I'll grant the wish, but she only said that to be nice


    I wish a famous movie star would ride in my taxi this week
     
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    Three famous movies star women will, but they will be drunk as skunks and puke all over the back seat and some towards the front...:tear:


    I wish my back wouldnt hurt any more.
     
  15. Salty

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    Those three famous movie stars in my taxi were on the way over to your house to give you a massage! :1_grouphug:


    I wish Obama would ask for Bidens resignation and appoint me VEEP:smilewinkgrin:
     
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    Granted but Obama is ousted because he is not an American Citizen.

    I wish Salty was POTUS. :smilewinkgrin:
     
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    Granted: Pulled Over Taxi Unlikely Speeder

    I wish someone would open a Tim Hortons in Utica.
     
  18. Bobby

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    They have, but it isnt a coffee shop. It is a massage parlour and all the massages are done by guys wearing pink leotards.:eek:

    I wish my bank account was overflowing.
     
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    Granted. Your bank's water pipes burst last night and the whole place is overflowing with water.

    I wish my dog would let me sleep in instead of waking me up early to go potty.
     
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    Granted but now your bed sheets are stained yellow.


    I wish all my Coca Cola orders would be worked before I get to the stores tomorrow.
     

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