Satan "Totally Cool" with Either Trump or Clinton

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  1. InTheLight

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    WASHINGTON, DC – With Republican and Democrat Party nominations effectively locked up by Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, Satan is already claiming complete victory in the coming November election and openly acknowledging that he is “totally cool” with either Trump or Clinton becoming President.

    “It’s a can’t lose situation for me, obviously,” admitted the Lord of Darkness. “Who knew it could get so delightfully dark and so morally corrupt this quickly in America?

    “Well, I did, actually,” Satan added with a smile.

    “And who knew that politically active evangelicals could be so thoroughly manipulated again and again and again to help march the culture deeper into darkness and closer to hell?”

    “Me again.”

    “I never doubted it for a second.”

    “I’ve been pimping this ‘lesser of two evils’ deal for a while now, and most evangelicals are still swilling it down like Kennedys at an open bar,” the Devil added. “Thankfully, there’s no indication that’s about to change any time soon.”

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    A really stupid post. You can do better.

    Once again , your hate is getting the best of you.
     
  3. Benjamin

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    Hypocrisy at its finest. First we told we should be faithful Christians and trust in Jesus to work things out in His providential sovereign ways. Then we (evangelicals) are told we are enabling Satan for using our God given sense of reason and intellect to chose between the only 2 logical options He (Jesus) has put before us. Amounts to nothing but a ploy to put guilt on anyone who dare vote for Trump by one who is on a obvious one-sided agenda to lesson the typical evangelical tendency to vote conservative.

    Trust in Jesus ITL, we have survived before, as in from the Obama administration ;) , and we will survive from the Trump presidency to come. Take a [​IMG]
     
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    Trolling the Trumpies...

    *laugh*
     
  5. Lewis

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    Obama/Hillary...Totally cool with this!
     

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