Sending sons to Israel

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  1. John of Japan

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    I hope this hasn't been posted before. It was new to me, anyway, and Patty and I laughed.

    A Jewish businessman in Chicago decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.

    The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity."
    "Oy, vey,"said the father. "Vot haf I dun?"

    He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do. Jake said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do." So they went to see the rabbi.

    The rabbi said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do."

    The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do.
    Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven. The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel. . . . .
     
  2. plain_n_simple

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    Lol thats good
     
  3. John of Japan

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    Glad you got a laugh out of it. :wavey:
     

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