Sick Leave

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  1. givengrace

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    Sick Leave

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
    I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' he would tell me to take a few days off
    So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

    My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,so that the boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
    I told him I was a light bulb.
    He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
    I jumped down and walked out of the office....

    When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,'. And where do you think you're going....



    (You're gonna love this....)




    She said, 'I'm going home, too. You can't possibly expect me to work in the dark!
     
  2. Don

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    It may violate the "no blonde jokes" rule...but I thought it was funny.

    Substitute "government worker" for "blonde"?....
     
  3. givengrace

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    Sorry but I didn't know there was a "No Blonde Joke Rule" How about "Red Necks"?
     
  4. mcdirector

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    hahahahahahahaha


    ha

    :laugh:
     

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