Some "not-so-bright" phrases I have coined

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  1. Salty

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    1. I may be dumb, but I ain't stupid
    2. I work hard at being lazy. Bettle Bailey, is my hero.
    3. Those who have something to do, find a way, others find an excuse.
    4. It's not what you do that counts, its what you don't do - that doesn't count. Thats what counts.


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  2. Pete

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    Must be a taxi driver thing, I've been using "I'm crazy, not stupid" for years [​IMG] Though I was using it even before I got into the cab from memory. Also a similar line "I've always been crazy, many times it's stopped me from going insane"


    Hey, that 4th one sounds familiar...Wasn't that in Dubya's last speech? :eek: :D
     
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    I've said it before, Sometimes I feel like a nut and other times I know I am.
     
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    I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now...
     
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    I am proud to say that I've become fluent in two languages. English and cat.
     
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    "Dumb as a box of rocks"
     
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    "I'm as nervous as a June Bug in a Chicken Coop"
     
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    Dense as a bag of hammers...

    present company excluded of course
     
  9. Ed Edwards

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    My first Bulletin Board (bb) was back in July 1984.
    (yes, 21½-years ago). Anyway, about 1988 I was
    arguing, ah, er, debating religion. Anyway, I
    was talking about God, angels (not angles [​IMG] ),
    and human beings. I mispelled 'human beings' as
    'human beans'. Well someone worried about counting
    folks in Sunday School as opposed to converting people
    to Christ JUMPED on my error. So from then on i
    had to use 'human beans'.
     
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    Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
     
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    I feel like a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
     
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    I tried to find a pair of camouflaged pants, but couldn't find any! [​IMG]
     
  13. jw

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    I once walked into a Subway and ordered a football meatlong.
     
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    I hope the moderators will permit me this:

    Several years ago, I was a PC tech for a large company. A certain department had orderd a new state of the art pentiums (they were state of the art then, at least). I wrote an email to the VP of the department, plus all the secretarial staff, informing them that their pentuims had arrived. The only problem: The email dictionary at the time did notyet recognize the word "pentiums". To make a long story short, I ended up sending a group email (to a department of mostly women) informing them that their penises had arrived.

    I was very popular in that department for a few months afterward.
     
  15. Gib

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    I wonder how many people have dealt with pentium envy.
     
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    As I spit out diet coke with splenda all over my screen
     
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    No matter where you go; you're there.
     
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    Blackbird has been in the "middle of nowhere" before----been there, done that, bought a tee-shirt!!!

    I can't ever get to the "middle of nowhere" if I don't ever go!! See?
     
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    I am closing this topic because the material may be offensive to some people who are suffering from mental/nervous illnesses.

    I am guilty of posting here, so I am certainly not pointing fingers at anyone.

    Please see Bible Beleiving Bill's thread in this forum.

    Thanks,
    §ue
     

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