Ten facts about you

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  1. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    1. You logged onto BaptistBoard.com
    2. You wanted to read some jokes
    3. You're reading this right now
    4. You're realizing these are really lame facts
    6. You didn't notice I skipped five
    7. You're checking now
    8. You're smiling
    9. You're still reading this even though its stupid
    11. You didn't realize I skipped ten
    12. You're checking again and smiling over how you fell for it again
    13. You're enjoying this -- well, sort of.
    14. You haven't realized yet I said "ten facts" but there's more than that.
    15. You now realize it but are distracted by the fact you're really disappointed this wasn't funnier.
     
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  2. Thousand Hills

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    16. You cant read this list and look at the Jimmy Johns banner ad at the same time.
     
  3. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    17. You wouldn't have to try to read the Jimmy Johns ad if you had Firefox and AdBlocker.
     
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    21 - the legal age to buy booze
     
  5. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    Needs to be a "you" in there ... "Ten facts about you"??
     

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