1. You logged onto BaptistBoard.com 2. You wanted to read some jokes 3. You're reading this right now 4. You're realizing these are really lame facts 6. You didn't notice I skipped five 7. You're checking now 8. You're smiling 9. You're still reading this even though its stupid 11. You didn't realize I skipped ten 12. You're checking again and smiling over how you fell for it again 13. You're enjoying this -- well, sort of. 14. You haven't realized yet I said "ten facts" but there's more than that. 15. You now realize it but are distracted by the fact you're really disappointed this wasn't funnier.