The Bear and The Christian

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  1. tyndale1946

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    One day a Christian decided to go hunting bear. He got all his supplies together and off to the mountains he went. A short time had passed when he spotted bear tracks. Then off into the forest with rifle he went already tasting the flavor of cooked bear in his mind.
    Suddenly he came unexpectedly on the bear who was close and saw him and came running. QUICKLY he drew a bead on the bear but backing up hit his gun on a tree and it dropped to the ground.
    The bear (pardon the pun) :laugh: Was bearing down on him. The man being a christian fell to his knees and cried to God in prayer.
    LORD MAKE THIS BEAR A CHRISTIAN!:applause:
    Suddenly everything got deathly quiet and he could only hear the wind blowing through the trees. He slowly raised his head and opening his eyes saw the bear also on his knees with his paws clasped together praying... Lord Bless this Meal that I am about to receive.
     

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