The Donkey and the Speaker

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  1. Salty

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    (Every once in a while you hear a good CLEAN joke that you feel might be fun to pass along, and this is one of them):

    Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

    He promptly called the US House of Representatives for assistance.

    The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Speaker Pelosi. How might I help you?"

    "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's. There's a donkey lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

    Speaker Pelosi, considering herself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

    Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to first notify the next of kin."
     
  2. Jon-Marc

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    That's a good one! :laugh: :laugh:
     

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