The FBI is on to me!

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  1. Gina B

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    :smilewinkgrin:

    I just looked at my blog hits and one came from the FBI, criminal justice system section. Haaaaaaaaa....I got all excited until I saw that it was just someone from there looking for a translation of a poem and they simply followed a link from a search engine.

    *sigh* I thought maybe I did something really exciting and didn't know about it yet.
     
  2. ktn4eg

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    Gina.... It's time for you to 'fess up and come clean!! :smilewinkgrin:

    We're all anxiously awaiting your interview with John Walsh on "America's Most Wanted" TV show!!!! :thumbs:
     
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    I'm already starting to write my speech, about how I made a mistake, congratulating officials on doing their job well and stopping me before I got to the point of no return. I'll apologize to anyone I've hurt or caused pain to, then I'll include talk about how they helped me realize I am ready to give up my life of crime and wish to start making amends by becoming a productive citizen and giving back to society.
    My before photo will show me wearing a pair of pair of sweat pants that are rolled over at the waist and a t-shirt with a beer stain on it, hair askew and a tattoo on my forearm of a whirling dervish.
    My after photo will be me wearing a clean t-shirt under a long jean jumper dress, white bobby socks, and a pair of clean tennis shoes with laces, not velcro. My hair will be in a neat ponytail and the tattoo will be covered up by a nicotine patch with "Serve Jesus, Not Time" written on it.
     
  4. abcgrad94

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    Dang, Gina! You have all the luck!

    Ever since I threatened to hang my family's underwear on the parsonage clothesline, I can't even get the local cops to look my way, much less the FBI. Maybe I should use my neighbor's flagpole. . .
     
  5. Barnabas H.

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    Gina, I love your creative writing! :)
     

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