The Presidential election

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  1. givengrace

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    The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the
    Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to
    win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges,
    etc., but a weeklong ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike
    way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the
    end of the week would win the election.

    Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice-fishing contest
    between the two candidates to determine the winner.

    After much back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest
    take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota.

    There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent
    out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their
    catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At
    the end of the first day, John Mc. returned to the starting line and
    he had ten fish.

    Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was
    just having another 'bad hair' day or something and hopefully, he
    would catch up the next day.

    At the end of the 2nd day John Mc. came in with 20 fish and Obama came
    in again with none.

    That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said,
    'Obama, I think John Mc. is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want
    you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on
    him and see just how he is cheating.'

    The next night (after John Mc. returns with 50 fish), Harry Reid said
    to Obama, 'Well, tell me, how is John Mc. cheating?'

    Obama replied, 'Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's
    cutting holes in the ice.'

    Experience Counts
  2. I Am Blessed 24

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  3. Gwen

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    Ha! That is funny!

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