http://www.imao.us/archives/009026.html The Social Conservative Case for Rudy Giuliani Posted by Frank J. at 12:07 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (23) Rudy Giuliani was a great leader for New York City and I'm sure he'd kill tons of terrorists as leader of the U.S., but a lot of his record is a hard sell to social conservatives. Still, his campaign is trying to prove he's just as acceptable a candidate to social conservatives as the other leading Republicans. THE SOCIAL CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR RUDY GIULIANI * Giuliani has never gay married. * Despite people claiming he's hostile to social conservatives, Giuliani has never (directly) killed one. * He's promised to appoint Supreme Court Justices like Roberts and Alito and to stop greedily rubbing his hands together and asking, "You wanna abort that baby?" every time he sees a pregnant woman. * In a display of family values, he won't have a public mistress for at least the first term. * While not as religious as some other candidates, God has never felt the need to smite him. * Giuliani will only gun grab to admire the gun and promises to hand it back afterwards. * He will continue to beat to death drug dealers with a tire iron as always.