This seemed to belong here instead of on humor......

Discussion in 'Pastoral Ministries' started by TexasSky, May 27, 2005.

  1. TexasSky

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    Waking Up for Church

    One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."

    "Why not?" she asked."I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two, I don't like them."

    His mother replied, "I'll give YOU two good reasons why you SHOULD go to church. One, you're 54 years old, and two, you're the pastor!"
     
  2. John Ellwood Taylor

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    Really...this should go to the archives as it's an old joke ;)
     
  3. TexasSky

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    lol True, True. [​IMG]
     
  4. Dr. Bob

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    Still laughing, even if it is older than Grandma's feet and twice as corny!
     

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