Time for #15, the time is always right to meme it up

Starting right off with a hilarious offering from the Babylon Bee. Notice to all novice readers: this story is satire, feel free to laugh or LOL. For real stories you may visit their sister site Not The Bee.


FBI Seizes Jaiden's Backpack In Predawn Raid
U.S.· Aug 30, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — A quiet community was thrown into chaos in the early hours of Wednesday morning, as a tactical team from the Federal Bureau of Investigation staged a pre-dawn raid at the home of 6th-grader Jaiden Rodriguez. Reports indicated the boy's backpack, which has a Gadsden flag patch, was seized in the raid.

"We have secured a highly dangerous item," said FBI spokesperson Chad Rookstool. "There was an anonymous tip from a concerned citizen in the area who reported a young man at this residence was in possession of a backpack that posed a threat to democracy itself. That threat has now been neutralized."

Controversy erupted on social media yesterday after it was learned Jaiden had been sent home from school for wearing his backpack, with faculty believing the Gadsden flag was a sign of Jaiden plotting a coup to overthrow the U.S. government. "Thank God it's been addressed by the authorities," said frightened schoolteacher Stephanie Dean. "That backpack was just out in public, threatening the lives of everyone who saw it. Democracy is once again safe."

School officials advised Jaiden to find a new, less-threatening backpack before returning to school. "He can choose from Pride patches, BLM patches, even a sickle and hammer patch," a member of the school's administrative staff explained. "However, a backpack displaying an important image from American history has no business at an American school."

At publishing time, Jaiden was reportedly prepared to return to class with his new, bright red "Make America Great Again" backpack.

 

https://twitter.com/JackStr42679640/status/1696862015279780273

Well, this video is interesting……..It kind of matches up with this happening during Trump’s inauguration:

 

The DOJ just gave a January 6th protestor a ten-year sentence for breaking a Capitol window. Suspiciously, a masked man wearing an earpiece was also caught on video breaking a Capitol window but has never been added to the FBI's most wanted list, arrested, or charged. In the video, the unidentified man, dressed like a government agent, encourages a journalist to break the window, saying, "Why don't you guys open up the rest of it?" The journalist responds, "Because I think that would probably be illegal." The masked man acknowledges the illegality by saying, "Well, I know," but then suspiciously breaks the window himself. Shortly after realizing he is being recorded, the masked man quickly drops the window and violently shoves another man, awkwardly blaming him for breaking the window. As the DOJ sentences one Jan 6th protestor to ten years for breaking a Capitol window, the question arises: Why isn't the FBI interested in identifying this masked man wearing an earpiece who was caught on video breaking a Capitol window?






7:57 PM · Sep 1, 2023
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Uncle Joe & daughter Ashley…..Sweet moment or typically creepy moment?



I’m gonna say creepy as Ashley’s diary plainly states:



Can’t even imagine where this gaff came from, or can I……how does the media cover for this? Should be amusing.







Meanwhile back at the Trump camp…….

 

New Zealand PM
@chrishipkins
says there was no compulsory vaccination and that people made their own choices. Yeah right! People made their own choices in the same way that a person being threatened with a big stick "makes a choice" to do something .
@P_McCulloughMD
@DrJBhattacharya
@jimmy_dore
@rustyrockets
@JamesMelville
@stkirsch
@nzlabour
@thecoastguy
@winstonpeters
@CarmelSepuloni








10:03 AM · Sep 3, 2023


^^^^^Gaslighting 101^^^^^ Government ‘allowed’/strongly ‘encouraged, all employers who wanted to stay in business to fire/mandate anyone not cooperating with being vaccinated. You are not being forced they now say…..you simply have to choose whether your family will be fed or not. Same thing happened here. Same thing will happen again without mass refusal to ‘cooperate’.

 

Poor Joe, no where to go……..except the beach house or the White House

 

Chief Nerd
@TheChiefNerd

Megyn Kelly on Why She Regrets Getting the COVID Vaccine After Developing an ‘Autoimmune Issue’ “For the first time, I tested positive for an autoimmune issue at my annual physical. And I went to the best Rheumatologist in New York, and I asked her, do you think this could have to do with the fact that got the damn booster and then got COVID within three weeks? And she said yes. Yes. I wasn't the only one she'd seen that with.”
@megynkelly






5:39 PM · Sep 6, 2023
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Take note of the Biden quote here when ‘campaigning’ in Michigan:





As long as we have Dems in positions of power, they will support, release, & reward their social activists. If this doesn’t crank you up, you’re probably preoccupied with getting out to get boosted.

 

Biden administration considering plan to force migrants to remains in Texas: report

 

Posted in 2020 before they went full commie on Drs.





Well…… maybe your heirs need a knife set…….

 

Demands For Nuremberg-Style Trials Intensify After Pfizer Releases COVID-19 Jab Contract Via Court Order * 100PercentFedUp.com * by Danielle

 

Accepting COVID Dictates Has Consequences - New Mexico Democrat Governor Now Uses Same "Public Health Emergency" To Ban Firearms - The Last Refuge



These are the consequences. First your rights. Then your country. If you can’t even upvote this………ask yourself what is left that you stand for & more importantly, how long until you will write that off as well, in the spirit of keeping the peace, of course.

 

‘Thank You, Everybody!’: Rambling Biden Cut Off Mid-Sentence As Staffers Scramble To End Press Conference



President Joe Biden’s staffers rushed to cut off the president during a Sunday press conference as he began to go off on a rambling answer to a reporter’s question.

Biden was speaking in Vietnam when a reporter asked Biden whether he’s worried the U.S.-China relationship is being destabilized by lack of formal discussion between Biden and President Xi Jin Ping. A follow-up question citing the G20 declaration — which did not name Russia by name as an aggressor — was asked if the issue of the invasion was becoming a wedge among nations or if the United States’ commitment to Ukraine would change.

Biden said it was not a “wedge issue with the global south” but rather with “Russia.”

“I’ll tell you what, I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna go to bed,” Biden said randomly while trying to answer the first half of the question about China.







A reporter then asked a question which was not audible off-screen.

“We talked about, we talked about it at the conference overall, we talked about stability, we talked about making sure that third world, excuse me, third world, the, uh, the, uh, the southern hemisphere had access to change had access to — had access to, it wasn’t confrontational at all, we— ”

“Thank you everybody, this ends the press conference,” a Biden staffer could be heard saying over the loud speaker as Biden continued to mumble before saying “thank you” and walking off stage.