Toothless termite

Discussion in 'Clean Humor' started by convicted1, Jul 16, 2014.

  1. convicted1

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    A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bartender?"
     
  2. just-want-peace

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    I'll have to add this lil jewel to my "PUN" collection.
    Love it!!!
     
  3. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    Not exactly an insect joke, but ...

    A man looked out onto his deck and saw a snail crawling up the stem of one of his plants. He went outside, grabbed the snail and threw it as far as he could.

    Ten years later, he heard a tapping on his window. He went outside and saw a very angry snail, who looked up at him.

    "HEY!" the snail snarled. "What'd'ja do that for?"
     

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