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Discussion in 'Clean Humor' started by convicted1, Jul 16, 2014.
A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bartender?"
I'll have to add this lil jewel to my "PUN" collection.
Not exactly an insect joke, but ...
A man looked out onto his deck and saw a snail crawling up the stem of one of his plants. He went outside, grabbed the snail and threw it as far as he could.
Ten years later, he heard a tapping on his window. He went outside and saw a very angry snail, who looked up at him.
"HEY!" the snail snarled. "What'd'ja do that for?"