'Twas The Night Before The Election 'Twas the night before election, And all through the town. Tempers were flaring, Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe, With a cat at my feet. Had cut off the TV, Tired of the political deceit. When all of a sudden, There arose such a noise. I peered out of my window, Saw Obama and his boys. They had come for my wallet, They wanted my pay. To give to the others, Who had not worked a day! He snatched up my money, And quick as a wink. Jumped back on his bandwagon, Before I could think. He then rallied his henchmen, Who were pulling his cart. I could tell they were out, To tear my country apart! 'On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Ayers! On Acorn, On Pelosi', He screamed at the pairs! They took off for his cause, And as he flew out of sight. I heard him laugh at the nation, Who wouldn't stand up and fight! So I leave you to think, On this one final note... IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM, GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!