Unitarian humor (No, I am not a Unitarian)

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  1. fortytworc

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    Q: What do you get when you cross a UU with a Jehovah’s Witness?
    A: Somebody who comes knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

    A UU walks into a fabric store and asks the clerk for 9 yards of material. The clerk says "What are you going to make?" and the UU says "I'm making a nightgown for myself as a present for my husband." The clerk says "But 9 yards is way too much material for a nightgown." The UU says "I know, but my husband would rather seek than find."
     
  2. Thousand Hills

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
     

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