What was the question, please? Part II

What does Mark get if he does more than one sit-up a day?

 

What does Mark get if he does more than one sit-up a day?

Trevilous

 

What is a word that I never use?

bandaids

 

What is another way of saying I eat out?

Carosell

 

Q: What happens around pecan pie baking season? (The Karo [syrup] sells - ba dum bum.)

A: bouquet

 

Bouquet is actually pronounced,

Boo quet

It is a cajun delight made from the neck bone of raccoon, topped with crushed grub worms and grilled to perfection. Taste alot like chicken.

Buttorff

 

Eeeeew, may I just say Groooooose! gives me shivers just thinking of such a thing. People eat that?

I won't offer a question for your answer...because I don't know what it is.

So, next person....just pick up from the post before mine please.

 

What does Kelly call a hitchiker?

Crispen

 

What do you call an ex-spouse when they die?


Tornado

 

I do not like
The cy-co-lone
With winds that howl
In Southern zone

It makes mundane
The hurricane;
The tornado
It puts to shame.

The waters rise
To Southern skies,
And crashing, fall
As all hope dies.

And folks bemoan
The cy-co-lone
But no one moves!
They just stay there complaining and worrying
about insurance and the bills and the seasons and
the flooding and all the rest of the stuff that goes
with them.

I'm sorry -- I could not resist.

cotton candy

 

A candy that leaves your fingers sticky. But, when making it, leaves your whole body sticky.

Tweedle Dum

 

Tweedle Dee would tweedle, see?
The best of tweedlers was he;
He'd tweedle this, he's tweedle that
When standing, dancing, or when he sat.

His brother, though, could not be taught
To tweedle, so the family thought,
But threatened, soon he learned to come
And tweedle well upon his thumb.

What was Tweedle Dee's brother's name?

loony and getting loonier

 

The cosmetic product I find sprinkled all over the bathroom counter.


Spoof

 

What's the smallest cheapest car that Dodge sells?


copasetic