Why do Easter Bunnies lay eggs?

Then who paints them?

 

The easter bunny lay eggs because its evil. According to the story of the goddess Eostre, by her "magically" changed her pet bird into a hare. This tips me off that she might be a witch.

Ex 22:18 -
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

We all know the easter bunny is a fable. Heres what the bible says about fables.

1Tim. 1:4 -
Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do.

1Tim. 4:7 -
But refuse profane and old wives' fables, and exercise thyself rather unto godliness.

 

Yeah...... we have this same debate every year but this year started early. You haven't even gotten upset about Valentine's Day or St. Patrick's Day yet. One holiday at a time, please.

 

I wonder if it would be easier to do a poll on this topic?

 

Is that really a fable or an ad campaign from Cadbury?

But it doesn't prohibit eating rabbits! Cook it right and they taste like chicken.

 

Yum! I like Cadbury Eggs!
I like Jelly Beans too.

 

In Australia we have the Easter Bilby. Bilbys are an endangered species so money raised from the chocolate bilbys goes into the species survival fund so that we can breed them in captivity and release them into the wild.

 

The children of the world have been thoroughly confused. Chocolate eggs, creme filled eggs, hard boiled eggs, plastic eggs with candy inside. What in the rabbit is going on around here?

 

Yep, Gib. First we tell them not to hurt the animals and then we eat the ears off their chocolate bunnies!