Why do men do the things they do?

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  1. SaggyWoman

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    Can anyone tell me??
     
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    We gave the answer in the mens private fourm:flower:
     
  3. Amy.G

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    Nope.

    Don't have a clue. :laugh:
     
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    Just to tick you off!
     
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    For the same reason a woman will pay $1.10 for an item that she doesn't need or want, & normally costs only $.99, simply because it's "ON SALE"!

    Whatever that reason is---!!:tongue3::applause::1_grouphug:
     
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    My current post on Facebook:

    An imponderable question: madre asks, "How is it you can spot a deer 200 yards in the woods while driving by at 55 mph but fail to see the dirty plate you left in the living room?" "Ummm, can I get back to you on that?" apparently was not the right answer.

    Just one of the charming things about manhood. You women folk get all gussied up with perfume and pearls. I spray fox urine on my boots and carry a rifle (that's raffle for those of you south of the M-D) in the woods. See. Not much different.
     
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    It's part of the male conspiracy to drive us nuts.:tongue3:
     
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    Not really sure why there is even a question. Men are way to simple in general. If we are driving you nuts it means we are avoiding having to do something. If you are pleased it means we want something. That's it.
     
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    Is it a drive or just a short putt? :tongue3:

    Chapter 4 of the Man Book - Earning a kitchen pass.

    Eat a pride sandwich - no bread and hard to swallow - but often necessary to earn that next trip to the river.

    I. Manual dishwashing: I know. You don't own a dishwasher. You married one. Don't be misled boys. Buying and installing a dishwasher will give you the fastest return on your investment. It is a win-win. First you get the joy of installing the appliance. What's that worth? Six trips to Lowe's and we're talking a red letter day. Be aware that some dishes need to be hand washed. This, too, could be a win-win.

    Schedule your volunteering on the same days you work on the truck. Why? Everybody knows 10 minutes in Dawn dish liquid will clean your hands better than Go-Jo and you won't smell like orange kerosene the rest of the night. Don't over do it. First of all everyone knows doing dishes is woman's work. It just wouldn't be right to take away the privilege. Second, you might just run out of things to fix on the truck and might get stuck working on her car.

    How to tell if you're earning kitchen passes:


    • If you have to prime the pump -so to speak - and ask if she noticed you did the dishes the short answer is it ain't working. See Chapter 7 How Chocolate Makes Everything Alright.
    • If she puts her hand on your arm and says, "That's sweet." you may still have to resort to vacuuming.
    • If she wraps her arms around you while you are still washing the dishes and says, Baby, you're the best it's time to go to Gander Mountain and buy some stink bait.
     
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    I can explain it all to you, SW, but it's going to cost you. And I ain't cheap. :flower:
     
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    Be happy to tell you. First, just tell me why women are insane. :tongue3:
     
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    I have four of them All 21 years and younger.
     
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    Hehe. We only have two, and Pocadots is already threatening to build his own bathroom!
     
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    It has a lot to do with the OP.
     
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    So, you're saying that men do what they do because of the insanity of women. Yeah, that sounds about right. :wavey:
     
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    Ugh. Men get on my nerves.
     
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    Because they can.
     
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    Well.... I breathe because my blood must have oxygen. I eat because I am in need of energy. I drive a car to get from one point to another. I enter poetry contests because I like to win (and usually do). I answer your question because you asked and I assume you weren't looking for a Yes or No.

    I could go on, but am I approaching what you were after? [I think not]
     
  20. God's Rainbowgal

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    Seriously folks

    Men do the things they do the same reason why women do the they do.

    Because we are all unique with are own individual personalities that God is pleased with because he created us that way.

    I think what God has done was quite awesome. If everything and everyone were perfect then what really do we have to look forward too in the way we act?:1_grouphug::saint:
     

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