Why So Many Men Go Bald.

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  1. fortytworc

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    (Matt 10:30 [KJV])
    But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.
    Just Maybe He gets tired of keeping track of them.
     
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    Actually its Bush's fault
     
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    YEP!!!!!:1_grouphug:
     
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    My hubby says it comes from being around too many women at home, work, and church!
     
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    Actually - male pattern baldness does come from women in a way. It's an inherited trait from the mother. Women carry the gene, like color-blindness - and the sons exhibit the trait - IF their mother actually carries and gave him the trait.

    When I tell my male students not to look at their dads to as to whether they will go bald or not, but to look at their mother's brothers - some shout "hurray!!" and others start give a little chin quiver!
     
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    I have been told that if a man is going bald at the back of his head it signifies that he is a good lover. If his baldness is concentrated at the front of his head (his front hairline to the top of his head) he is a great thinker.
    But if his baldness is occurring pretty much on both the front and the back he just Thinks he is a great lover! I can imagine a great throng of women, more than any man can number, crying out..."Going bald has nothing to do with a man thinking he is a great lover!!!"
     
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    Yes, I've heard this from a bald guy before, but he also said, "Unfortunately, us bald guys rarely get the chance to prove it!"

    But really people, one shouldn’t make fun of the “folically challenged”, they have enough problems – like trying to stay safe in volley ball games, being asked things like, “Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?” And they can’t help their genetics, I mean it’s – hair today, gone tomorrow. There are only three ways a man care wear his hair anyway, parted, un-parted and departed. Yet, to try to argue this point they are of course told they are, “slitting hairs that they can’t afford to lose, since they don’t have that many left”. If they get mad about being ridiculed they are told to, “keep their wig on” or told “Why don’t you go outside; to get some fresh hair?” So please take this into consideration when you start making jokes about baldness.
     
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    HaHaHaHa!! ROFL!!!
     

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