You might be WoF...

Discussion in 'Other Christian Denominations' started by Mike McK, Sep 25, 2006.

  1. Mike McK

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    I posted this on another board and thought you all might like it.

     
  2. rbell

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    If your wife's hair is purple and over 3 feet in diameter, you might be WoF.

    If she applies her mascara with an asphalt paver, you might be one too.
     
  3. Pete

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    You've ever "named and claimed" something....

    You go up to Benny Hinn to get "slain in the spirit" for healing of the carpet burns you got from last week's show....

    You have every book, video, cassette, prayer cloth, vile...er...vial of annointed oil from Hinn, Copeland, Meyers, Hickey, Dollar, etc etc, then BINGO!
     
  4. webdog

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    If your church meets in a sports arena...you might be WoF.

    If your pastor dresses like a stormtrooper...you might be WoF.
     
  5. rbell

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    You have several videos of you on the internet, preaching and passing gas...
     
  6. gekko

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    what's "WoF" ?
     
  7. webdog

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    Word of Faith...health and wealth...TBN.
     
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    blab and grab :laugh: sorry couldn't resist
     
  9. Brian30755

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    I've seen that video you're referring to. It may have been in bad taste, but that was probably the most hilarious video I've ever seen. My sides were actually aching from laughing so hard the first time I saw it.
     

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