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Discussion in 'News / Current Events' started by mandym, Feb 21, 2012.
That reminds me...does anyone know where I can get one of those huge redwood-sized chainsaws and a Jeep-mounted flamethrower? Also, do you think lye or liquid Drano would be best to throw in their eyes? I was going to use laundry detergent, but I don't want my clothes to smell bad.
Haha. That diagram is hilarious. I love that.
What is weird is that the CDC probably knows something that we don't... :wavey:
Actually I find it weird that it took them so long to catch up...
...back to my daily Zombie patrol...lock and load
LOL. I would venture to say that if any kind of outbreak of anything could happen that would mirror zombies, it would have to happen during the tribulation and be a horrible virus.
Maybe they're working on that virus now. I better catch up on The Walking Dead to see what they are doing to survive
Oh yes, this one of my biggest fears!!!!
Another aspect of our zombie preparedness plan is to gather everyone that has tithed (W-2s required) at our main building and open up the secret armament rooms we keep stocked with weapons and rations. You'd be surprised how long you can last on communion wafers.
As the Zombie Apocalypse comes to our front doors we will deploy a ring of treadmills around the building at all entryways and windows to stave off the attack while our highly trained marksmen of the Diakonos brigade snipe the hordes flinging themselves upon our building.
We have thought this through people.