Homonym Story

[Salty]

Lets tell a story

Two rules

1) Max of two sentences
2) Story must have some kind of continuity
3) At least on "incorrect" homonym must be used
List of homonyms

Ok, here we go:

On a dark snowy night in Florida a van full of college kids went to a high school football game. They wanted to see if the wait of a VW was more than 200 pounds.

 

[4ever4Jesus]

The college students were happy because their team had ”One” The game
They will be at next weeks game to see if their team makes it to the play offs.:thumbsup:

 

[Tom Butler]

In the meantime, they will have to get serious about their classes. Some of them are taking some rather difficult coarse work.

 

[Gwyneth]

Also they have all been tolled to abstain from ail

 

[Salty]

So during lunch our (which lasts only 52 minutes) I was not able to finish my too course meal. Then I need to go for three mile walk

 

[Tom Butler]

Boy, was I tired after that three-mild walk. I had to wrest for a while. I slept for more than an our.

 

[Gwyneth]

when I rows, I went on my weigh .

 

[Tom Butler]

I dropped by the football field to Czech on the football teem practice.
It was pretty hot, and the guys were sweating like a golfer standing over a 100-dollar put with five dollars in his pocket.

 

[Tom Butler]

After watching football practice, I was pretty Hungary.

I was ready for a good meal, so I headed for the restaurant and ordered filet of soul.

 

[rbell]

Wow...this thread is in the wrong forum.

Shouldn't it be in the "gnus" forum?

 

[Tom Butler]

Naw, I think it's in the right form.

Getting it in the right form is the mane objective.

 

[Salty]

Naw, I think it's in the right form.

Getting it in the right form is the mane objective.

Why must it be right, if you get left behind.
My goodness, you keeping talking about it, you may get horse

 

[Gwyneth]

I new this wood be an addictive thread.

 

[Tom Butler]

Thank you, Gwyneth for rescuing this thread. It's getting tougher to come up with the homonyms, but I'm hooked enough on it to keep peaking in every once in a wile.

 

[ktn4eg]

Reading the respnses to this thread is way two much four me!

 

[Gwyneth]

I`m on hear sew early today.

 

[ktn4eg]

The dyslexic farmer new it was over when he got a John Deere letter from his girlfriend! :tear:

 

[Gwyneth]

The best thing about this thread is - such a lot of people normally right like this, it is quiet easy two fined examples in posts, hear at BB.

 

[ktn4eg]

Q: Where did Jonah go after he left Nineveh?

A: He sailed to the island of Great Britain and lived in Wales!

 

[Gwyneth]

Living in Whales is not sew bard.:wavey: