My New Magic Hat

Received in an email today:

Last year while vacationing in Florida I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I decided to put on my Magic (Green) Hat.

When I entered the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my wait time.


Here's the hat:



It works at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles too. Saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after I walked in, I had my choice of any machine, most of them still running.

If you live in Texas , it will cut your wait at the grocery store check outs.

However...don't try this at McDonald's.The whole crew ran out the back door and I never even got to place my order!