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Best thread I've seen today! :thumbsup:

And yes, that includes any I've started.

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Winman

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Couldn't agree with you more.

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Curtis should be nominated for post of the day.

(Uh ... is there such a thing?)

I appreciate the high five, but I try never to touch the monitor screen. I am always getting after my kids for fingerprints all over the monitor. I don't know why they touch it, it is not a touch screen. But there they are, dozens of fingerprints on the screen. :rolleyes:
 

ktn4eg

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The OP is pure and simple BLASPHEMY!!!

Bro. Curtis, you are hereby sentenced to be cast into the DEN of DEACONS!!! :eek:
 
Good grief!! Am I the only one who understands Bro. Curtis' post??

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And if that doesn't explain it, I don't know what to tell you.
 

ktn4eg

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Doesnt anybody ever read the Book of Hezekiah ?

Bro Curtis was just explaining the main theme of the book - that most preachers refuse to preach on!!!

Which Hezekiah? First, Second, etc.??

AND which Coptic/Aramaic papyrus scroll(s)??
 

Salty

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Which Hezekiah? First, Second, etc.??

AND which Coptic/Aramaic papyrus scroll(s)??

I was going to let Dr Bob give all the details - as that is the book that instructs pastors to wear bow ties!
 

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It is either HHH or SSSS or possibly IIIIII but I don't know which since there are no pauses between the morse code characters. Unless it is an English lesson and is a triple eLIPsis and should be in the adult only section.

Well it could also be EEEEEEEEEEEE which means his wife is mad and chasing him.:smilewinkgrin:
 
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It is either HHH or SSSS or possibly IIIIII but I don't know which since there are no pauses between the morse code characters. Unless it is an English lesson and is a triple eLIPsis and should be in the adult only section.

Well it could also be EEEEEEEEEEEE which means his wife is mad and chasing him.:smilewinkgrin:
I find those explanations to be seriously lacking in farcical scholarship. Personally I subscribe to the EIEIO theory, first postulated by O.L. McDonald.

I was going to let Dr Bob give all the details - as that is the book that instructs pastors to wear bow ties!
Which does fly in the face of the above-mentioned theory I prefer, IMO. Am I to assume by this post you reject my ad lorem ipsum expository post, #13 on the thread?
 
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Salty

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I find those explanations to be seriously lacking in farcical scholarship. Personally I subscribe to the EIEIO theory, first postulated by O.L. McDonald.

Which does fly in the face of the above-mentioned theory I prefer, IMO. Am I to assume by this post you reject my ad lorem ipsum expository post, #13 on the thread?

Actually, I prefer the teaching of the well know evangelist M. Goose (known affectinaly as Ma). She is the one that that discovered the doctrine of bow ties.
 
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