Alrighty then............
Trump's baggage is mostly related to his low view of women. I don't know if you've heard or read the transcripts of his interviews with Howard Stern, but they are a gold mine of opposition research.
OK, let's pretend Donald Trump was a woman, er, Donna Trump.
If Donna Trump was running as a Republican and had these sorts of things in her background, how badly would she get pummeled?
Inherited $100 million from Daddy and used that to start businesses. Four of those businesses went bankrupt and others were unsuccessful and died.
Will not disclose tax returns. Brags about donating money to the Democratic Party, including her opponent, Hillary Clinton.
Imported two of her husbands from overseas; dumped her second husband days before the pre-nuptial agreement would have kicked in and thus saved her bank accounts.
Proudly speaks of her third husband's nude photo shoots where he appears handcuffed on her luxury private jet.
Said her son was so handsome that she would date him if he weren't her son.
Said women should be punished for having an abortion (if abortions were illegal.)
Calls men dogs, morons, fat slobs, and curses profusely.
If Donna Trump acted like this, would she get 5% of the vote?