Liberal Twitter-user Danielle (@ladypalerider) has a different explanation for people's love for dogs, however. Wait. I should've written: for white people's love for our canine comrades. According to her, "white people love dogs so much because deep down they miss owning slaves. They love the owner and master dynamic, desperate for something to control."
Liberal's Tweet Goes Viral: 'White People Love Dogs Because They Miss Owning Slaves'
Liberal's Tweet Goes Viral: 'White People Love Dogs Because They Miss Owning Slaves'