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A break in the heat..Calvinist Humor

Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by ReformedBaptist, Aug 20, 2007.

  1. ReformedBaptist

    ReformedBaptist Well-Known Member

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    Ok guys, let's break the tension with a little humor.

    You might be a Calvinist if:

    1. You prefer to give your sweetie tulips instead of roses.

    2. You know what a remonstrant is.

    3. If someone tells you they are a "four-pointer" you automatically know they are hung up on the "L" word.

    4. You say "Lord willing" behind every action, including your plans to use the restroom.

    5. Most of your personal library is published by Sole Deo Gloria or Banner of Truth.

    6. You would be more upset finding a copy of "Why I am not a Calvinist" in your kids room than a copy of High Times magazine.

    7. You kids by age 5 know what the chief end of man is, even though they have no idea what they are reciting.

    I pulled these here http://purgatorio1.blogspot.com/2005/12/help-im-going-hyper.html

    One quick one for the Arminians. Calvinists are not the only ones who have a flower. Arminians do as well...the Daisy....he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, loves me not....

    :laugh:

    PS. NO DEBATING ON THIS THREAD. lol But please add any "you might be a calvinist if.." you can think of.
     
  2. Allan

    Allan Active Member

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    I can honestly say the picture I got from #6 caused me to laugh quite a bit.
     
  3. Dale-c

    Dale-c Active Member

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    How about if you think that Calvin and Hobbes is a protestant book?
     
  4. ReformedBaptist

    ReformedBaptist Well-Known Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  5. TCGreek

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    Most of my books are published by Zondervan and Nelson. Does that mean I'm in Jeopardy as a Calvinist? :praying:
     
  6. Dale-c

    Dale-c Active Member

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    What is "yes" :)
     
  7. av1611jim

    av1611jim New Member

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    Calvin and Hobbes! What a hoot!

    I thought they were combatants in a C/A debate.
     
  8. av1611jim

    av1611jim New Member

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    You might be a Calvinist if you know what a Calvinist is since Arminians haven't a clue.
     
  9. bobbyd

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    You know, during my time at Southern Seminary i think i ran across at least one person who really lived out each of those! LOL! :laugh:
     
  10. Dale-c

    Dale-c Active Member

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    Now that is typically true.
    I once did not understand that theology at all.
     
  11. TCGreek

    TCGreek New Member

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    And that will be true of all of us.
     
  12. Rachel

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    :laugh: :applause: :thumbs:
     
  13. Lagardo

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    If you hide most of your library if the D.O.M is coming to your office for a visit.
    (PastorSBC?)
     
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