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A Special Hymn

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by John3v36, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. John3v36

    John3v36 New Member

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    A preacher was completing a temperance sermon; with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

    With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

    And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

    He sat down.

    The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River." :BangHead:​
     
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