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Animal Sense

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by tyndale1946, May 18, 2024.

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  1. tyndale1946

    tyndale1946 Well-Known Member
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    Dogs have owners... Cats have servants.

    Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.

    Live in such a way, you can sell your parrot to the town gossip... Will Rogers

    The reason your dog is such a good friend, he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

    It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog... Mark Twain

    Brother Glen:)
     
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    What's the difference between cats and dogs?
    A dog thinks:
    These people love me, they shelter and feed me, they provide for my every need.
    They must be gods.

    A cat thinks:
    These people, they love me, they offer service and care for me, and provide for my every desire.
    I must be god.
     
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