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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by fluke, Nov 13, 2008.

  1. Salty

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    Call me on my cell phone.

    (seriously - send me an email)


    The garbage man just came.
    Do I really need to go out now and bring in the trash can and recycle bin? (note: it is raining outside)
     
  2. convicted1

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    Leave them a note in a plastic bag...since it's raining there....and tell them to take the trash can and recycle bin th next time, so you won't have to trek out in the rain and get them the next time.

    I just saw the garbage men take off with some feller's trash can and recycle bin? Isn't that 'grand theft garbage'??
     
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    No. He is building a home. Take your trash to his house.


    The kids near by keep saying the F bomb. What should I do?
     
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    Ask them if they kiss their mommas with those mouths.

    My neighbors are having a bonfire, whooping and hollering and drinking firewater. They are definitely disturbing the peace. What can I do?
     
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    After this, invite them to your church sunday.....

    I just saw a guy running from a neighbor's house with a torch and gas can...oddly enough, their house was on fire. What should I do?
     
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    The police are going to canvas the neighborhood. When they get to your house you are going to tell them nothing. If you know what's good for you, you will keep your mouth shut. I would hate to see your house on fire.

    A SWAT team is rapidly surrounding my house. What to do, what to do?
     
  7. convicted1

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    Come out and do this..[​IMG]

    I just saw a man shooting at the police. Should I call the police and let them know this?
     
  8. Salty

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    No, join another discussion board and complain there.


    As the defense attorney, how do you get Zaac off the jury?
     
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    Tell the judge that a particular juror keeps making faces and throwing chickens at you. When the judge watches and realizes it's not true, he'll remove you from the case, which accomplishes the same goal.



    How in the world did this thread go five days without a post?
     
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    Ponch started a thread that there was a conspiracy that the calendar would be suspended for one week


    Why is Tony saving all his Dixie cups?
     
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    Gotta have sumptin to put communion wine in...

    I now can't find any Dixie cups to put the communion wine in...
     
  12. Salty

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    I have a glass slipper you can use.

    Why do you suppose that Cinderella keeps calling me. (at least that's what my Call ID says)
     
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    Maybe she thinks you're the fairy godmother.

    Can decide on a pair of new shoes; Keen or Merrell. Help me out.
     
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    If you can decide, why ask us?


    Grass growing faster than I can cut it...
     
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    Wait for it to snow......


    How can I keep my feet dry, if I am wearing glass slippers
     
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    Saw them off and put them in a freezer bag and freeze them...


    I saw Bro. Salty trying to buy some shoes....
     
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    Offer him the shoes off your own feet...it's only charitable...




    Bro Willis is running around barefoot trying to get someone to take his shoes.
     
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    They are more concerned about finding a nose plug!

    Who should be in charge of making BB a live TV event.?
     
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    These guys know how to raise $$$


    Bro. Salty is trying to call TBN!!!
     
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    If he's still using a land-line, then sneak behind his house and cut his phone line... If he's got a cell phone, then quickly train a hawk to break through his window, steal his cell phone, and fly away...




    Bro. Willis is outside trying to get a hawk to land on his arm...
     
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