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Baptist Board Conspiracy Theory

Discussion in 'Computers & Technology Forum' started by Gina B, Sep 9, 2002.

  1. Gina B

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    Brother Glen, you're my hero! [​IMG]
     
  2. Gina B

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    Ok Brother Glen, since you're so good at this, try THIS one!
    About ten years ago a half hour comedy came out. It was not a cartoon. I have no idea who the actors were.
    It was a governor and his wife, living in a mansion, and they had a maid. The governors brother? liked her.
    The gov's wife had a habit of slapping the maid, who had a habit of getting hysterical.
    If I remember right they imitated/mocked a lot of government scandals.
    It only aired for one season, and if they did come back on I missed it, and I looked pretty hard.
    Gina
     
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  4. rsr

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    Gina:

    You didn't really see the show; the satellite has implanted a false memory, one that has been "recovered" because of your long hours spent in front of the monitor.

    Next thing you know, you'll be telling us there was a show about a teen-age doctor. Or some show where a guy's mom was a car ... :eek:

    [ September 13, 2002, 08:51 AM: Message edited by: rsr ]
     
  5. Bro. Curtis

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    OK, this is sooo important to me, that it brought me out of LS (Lurking Status) just to find out -
    Am I protected by the foil-lined insulation in the ceiling of my room? OR do I need to install another layer? I need some expert opinions here and this seems to be the best informed source of anti-mind-blowing available protection.

    Carolyn -
    on her way to Costco for the really big size.
     
  7. rsr

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    Purple Lady:

    If you'd asked me that question yesterday, I would have told you that you're probably safe.

    But I have just received an anonymous e-mail from a reliable source who read about this (on a message board run by extraterrestrials) that informs me that the Baptist Board now has acquired a fleet of black helicopters to carry the transmitters. You need to reinforce your walls too.

    I have already taken preventative action by painting my entire home -- including the windows -- with aluminum paint. Tomorrow morning, I will paint my 1986 Taurus, the one with the gushing oil leak and dripping power steering fluid. I'm at a loss what to do about the windows, though. Maybe I could leave a little hole to peer through. But the police are probably in on the plot and would nab me.

    Any suggestions would be appreciated.

    But if you ask the moderators about this, they'll deny it. Of course. That proves the conspiracy.

    Hoping the Illuminati don't join forces with the Board ...

    [​IMG]

    [ September 14, 2002, 12:19 AM: Message edited by: rsr ]
     
  8. Clint Kritzer

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    Of course the above post is nonesense. :rolleyes:

    Our helicopters are very, very dark blue.

    - Agent "C"
     
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    Gina - was the show called "Benson"? Robert Guillome (sp??? pronounced gee-yome) in the title role. Used to play on "Soap" maybe. I know, I'm giving away my age. [​IMG]
     
  10. Margie Kritzer

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    Miss Bobbie: I don't recall much slapping on Benson.

    Then again, this is a ridiculously long runaway thread compared to the others, LOL...what was the original question? (Doggone HAT..)
     
  11. rsr

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    Margie, this is a short runaway thread. I am currently analyzing the numeric values of each letter in the posts and expect to be able to verify the prophesies of Nostradamus ... or find the perfect recipe for chili. Whichever is fine.

    If I can figure out how, I will show pictures from work of the measures we have taken to protect ourselves from the satellite.
     
  12. Gina B

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    Got it.
    1992, The Powers That Be. :D
    Gina
     
  13. rsr

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    Gina:

    Good for you. What dedication; I gave up searching long ago.

    I don't think I ever saw it.

    [ September 17, 2002, 02:01 PM: Message edited by: rsr ]
     
  14. Gina B

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    RSR! I came up with the mathematical conclusion for the chili recipe and I come to post it and you edited your post!
    Ok, well I'm giving it anyhow, and then I'm outta this insane thread. ;)
    __________________________________________________
    I figured out the chili thing long ago using the numericals and ciphering in other factors.
    Chili recipe
    Clint insists that if we use cookies we'll be faced with the memory of them for ages to come, so to start off, no cookies.
    Webmaster through in approximately 600 beans, the equivalent of 3 cans of chili beans.
    DocCas wants us to cover the beans with foil and simmer for approximately 4 hrs.
    Chemnitz added MLB, (meat, little bit) in the fourth post...so 1/4 pound of ground beef, but RSR doubled the value by adding a link, so make that 1/2 pound.
    Bill added a little danger to the scene with his spicy alibi, which equates to two teaspoons of chili powder and some pepper.
    In Him contributed a teaspoon of salt.
    Tyndale said forget about it and let it simmer until the next post, which was 2 1/2 hours later.
    The whole thread got a little cheesy, for about 2 cups, and those of us who cracked up laughing used oyster crackers.
    Brother Curtis came in and ate it so we don't know what happened from, but he's still with us so I'd assume it all turned out ok.
    Gina
     
  15. rsr

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    LOL.

    Obviously, it was cooked in a "crock" pot.
     
  16. Margie Kritzer

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    Now I'm just intimidated. I can't compete with your razor sharp wits, here! [​IMG]

    (waits for inspiration)
     
  17. Clint Kritzer

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    Just for fun ~~~ BUMP! [​IMG]
     
  18. Gina B

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    Agent C, I don't recall Webmaster B giving you permission to recall this thread to the attention of experiments #12-500. Have you adjusted the electronic beams so that it will appear invisible on their monitors? :cool:
     
  19. rsr

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    Gina, I think the bumping is done at the Board's request; Clint obviously has adjusted the rays and is waiting to see how many of us show up here as a test of the new methods.

    It's too cold to take any remedial action right now, but you can count on a fresh coat of aluminum paint on the house and car just as soon as the weather breaks.
     
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