Bible Baptist Church's Throne Swiped

[Jerome]

WSBT-TV News Theft thwarts church's fundraising scheme.

Bible Baptist Church in Constantine Michigan are looking for a missing toilet. . . .taken sometime Monday night or Tuesday morning. . . .the porcelain potties have been placed at homes and businesses, with a fee being required to remove the john or have it placed at someone else's home or business.

 

[targus]

Gives new meaning to the word "porta-pottie".

 

[go2church]

And this is why I don't allow fundraisers. The last thing in the world I want is to be in the paper because someone stole my toilet.

 

[Acebopata]

That's partially where the wording of "Toilet", come from. Because you've got to have one for people to use and to let them use it, but it's such a toil to place one in, keep it running, Clean it, and keep people from stealing it.

 

[Squidward]

OK, maybe I'm completely misintrepreting this. They put a toilet in someone's yard and then expect you to pay a fee to move it somewhere else? Sounds like extortion.