WASHINGTON, D.C.—In his ongoing effort to defeat all forms of death, local elderly man and completely legitimate President-Elect Joe Biden announced that he will end skin cancer forever by ordering Americans to avoid all sunlight for 100 days.
Biden To Defeat Skin Cancer By Ordering Americans To Avoid All Sunlight For 100 Days
Biden To Defeat Skin Cancer By Ordering Americans To Avoid All Sunlight For 100 Days