Breaking: Comey Hearing Confirms Whatever You Already Wanted To Believe

[Revmitchell]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Explosive testimony from ex-FBI Director James Comey confirmed Thursday exactly what you already wanted to believe before you heard a word of what he had to say, news channels and websites across the nation frantically reported.


“Whether you think Trump is a Russian spy or that this entire thing was made up out of thin air by the Democrats, Comey’s testimony today has proven you right beyond a shadow of a doubt,” one pundit said, referencing several things the ex-director said during his dramatic interrogation before the Senate Intel Committee.

“We can finally wrap this up—you were right all along,” he explained, adding that any other news or evidence that comes out from this point forward will also, undoubtedly, serve to strengthen your already-entrenched opinion.

Breaking: Comey Hearing Confirms Whatever You Already Wanted To Believe

 

[MennoSota]

You really ought to state this is from the Babylon Bee and is fake news.
Probably most people would recognize it, but if we are going to comment on News then let people know upfront if it's just a joke.

 

[Shadowlands]

Not paying attention to any of it. NO television. No radio. No internet news access.
This entire, sickening affair is all on the Dem's and their equally liberal counterparts
in the RINO camp. When I get my paper in the morning, I'll focus on local/area news,
weather, comics, and business ads for coupons and flyers, but none of the garbage
from the DC rot.

 

[HankD]

You really ought to state this is from the Babylon Bee and is fake news.
Probably most people would recognize it, but if we are going to comment on News then let people know upfront if it's just a joke.

There is only one problem with your assessment M.

What the Rev said aint no joke after all

HankD

 

[Rolfe]

The OP is not honest news. It should be noted that it is a spoof.

 

[HankD]

The OP is not honest news. It should be noted that it is a spoof.

Why? This time (by chance) it turns out to be true!

HankD